Fear of falling: that's what makes them wince hanged. [Peter Dumayet]
No more, nowadays, only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. [Jean Rigaux]
The pleasant prospect of widowhood maintains the courage of many wives. [John Gay]
Everything comes to he who waits. Death, for example. [Bradley]
disasters, these are the feasts of the poor. [William Hanoteau]
Autopsy: it allows others to discover what we could never see yourself. [Maurice Ferrand]
To live happy and always like itself, a pretty young woman must die, and an honest old woman die. [Joseph Joubert]
The word stroke is the only word of French irregular. It said "a heart attack, a funeral." [Francis Blanche]
should not kill his uncle, under any circumstances, even to inherit. [Alphonse Allais]
I prefer cremation to burial and two to a weekend with my wife. [Woody Allen]
Consolation of cul-de-bowl: "I will not leave feet first." [Robert Lassus]
When I die, I want to leave my body to science fiction. [Steven Wright]
Better to live rich than die rich [Samuel Johnson]
If this is the best die young, then what about premature ejaculation? [Pierre Desproges]
professor of dead languages killed himself to speak the languages he knew.
What would you have engraved on your grave? Something short and simple. What? I come back in five minutes. [Eddie Braben]
A blind is a cripple who is entitled to only half a dog. [Jules Renard]
Only fools and dead who not change their opinion. [James Russell Lowell]
An ugly woman is the treasury of a house: it avoids many of the concerns.
Learning to die! And why? It is very successful the first time! [Chamfort]
It is better to be cuckolded widower that: there are fewer formalities! [Alphonse Allais]
There is no perfect happiness! the man said when his stepmother died and that he presented the bill for funeral. [Jerome K. Jerome]
newspaper cut into pieces no woman no interest, while a woman cut in pieces of interest to all newspapers. [Tristan Bernard]
I treasure my watch, my grandfather to me ' sold on his deathbed. [Woody Allen]
is very relaxing to be deaf. It tells you that much. [Sacha Guitry]
should never be a dull slap. He loses half the fun. He feels the blow, but he did not hear.
[George Courteline]
On his deathbed, the man thinks rather to elevate his soul as rabbits. [Louis Auguste Commerson]
The post-war are made to bury the dead and find some beautiful phrases. [Francis Blanche]
Jesus carrying his cross up the hill of Golgotha, would have liked to have a devil to help him. [José Artur] A
cremated can not be turning in his grave. [José Artur]
I want to be cremated and I want that 10% is paid to my manager, as it is written in my contract. [Groucho Marx]
If there was no science, how of us could benefit from their cancer for more than five years? [Pierre Desproges]
When trains derail, which hurts me, it is the dead first class. [Salvador Dali]
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